he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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