I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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