Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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