why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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