i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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