Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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