my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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