Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
