'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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