if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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