I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Please don't give away my fajitas
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
