So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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