are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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