I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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