great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
