Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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