D3 body, D1 cock
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
love makes seman taste better
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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