the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
she was so not down for the gang bang
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
how drunk are you?
Several
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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