But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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