my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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