I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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