Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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