I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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