she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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