ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
