There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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