grandma shit on top of the toilet
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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