I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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