I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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