Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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