I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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