I want to stick my p in your. b.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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