But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize