So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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