I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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