He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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