I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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