I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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You took a bar mat shot.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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