This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
That accounts for only three of the penises
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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