Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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