I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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