He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Come see our sink grown plant.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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