Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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