Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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