party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Randomize