Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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