I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize
