I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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