i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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