He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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