the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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