You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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