remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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