i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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